Artie: Todd's blog is updated! Todd's blog is updated!
Oldfart: Boy, I wish I could get that excited about nothing.
Artie: Nothing? Are you kidding? Bottome right hand side of the blog- Artie! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this blog everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.