Artie: Todd's blog is updated! Todd's blog is updated!
Oldfart: Boy, I wish I could get that excited about nothing.
Artie: Nothing? Are you kidding? Bottome right hand side of the blog- Artie! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this blog everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.
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Artie, I could not help but notice that you ARE listed on Clay's blog. He's WAY cooler anyway...
What have you been smoking OldFart? Todd has more coolness in his last discarded composite guitar pick than Clay has in his entire body. Can Clay change the dictionary and the actual meaning of words? I think not. Can a movie of Clay eating cereal get 65 views? I think not. Did Clay sell 2 songs and one album on iTunes? I think not. Can Clay graciously lose a "coolest guy" poll on his own blog? No. And the ultimate definition of coolness, Todd reads more Ragamuffin than Clay, which legally (in 47 of 50 states) makes Todd the coolest.
Clay does have that sevenhead thing going for him..
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